Trivia
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off.
I shot the happiest 83 of my life. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit a birdie, an eagle
an elk and a moose. - Ex US President Gerald Ford
"Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is much more effective." - Huxtable Pippey
"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken"
- Raymond Floyd
"When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit" - Anon
"If you're caught on the golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1 - iron. Not even God can hit a 1- iron" - Lee Trevino
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators" - ex US President Gerald Ford
"The trouble most of us find with the modern sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did."
- Robert Browing, A History Golf
"Columbus went round the world in 1492.
That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course" - Lee Trevino
"Duffers who consistently shank the ball are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R K Hoffman, or in extreme cases,
M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners" - Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
"Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one" - Martha Beckman
"What other people find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive" - Arnold Palmer
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."- Dean Martin
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.